Best of Craigslist

So Emily mentioned this website on her blog.  I was bored so I looked around on it.  I found this little gem.  Keep in mind, this is a real posting on Craigslist.  It's so fun to look through these, it'll probably become a regular feature from Tricky Nicky.

Taxidermied hamsters for sale 

Date: 2009-04-17, 3:10PM EDT

I have a family of taxidemied hamsters for sale. They are perfect for the kid who wants a hamster but you know da** well won't take care of them. Just buy a cage, pose them in it and tell the kids to enjoy. If the kids ask why they aren't moving just explain to them that happy hamsters keep still. These hamsters were originally bought with love and taken care of very well. Then, as is usually the case with my little ba**** kid, he lost interest and kept forgetting to feed them. One by one they dropped off. I couldn't bear to flush these cute things down the toilet so I bought a taxidermy kit and stuffed them. The best part about these guys is that they won't soil the cage or cost anything in food! They'll just give hours of pleasure like live hamsters. Call or e-mail me with an offer so that you can begin your new life as a hamster owner! [number deleted] 

Thanks, 
Joe "Buzzy"